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Online dating?
Online dating is such a farce.
I’m just sayin’.
Chemistry.com had a free communication weekend. Im not sure what that means – but I didn’t communicate with anyone. eharmony has the same thing all the time. I signed up for eharmony a really long time ago, but don’t ever return to the site because I have no desire to slog through the tons of random guys some lame ass computer program determined would be my perfect match.
I have a friend who met his wife on Match.com. He swears it works. The company swears it works. I just swear when I see all the losers that are perfect for me. I don’t see how a 5′4 guy who is divorced with five kids from four different women who makes less than 20K a year and enjoys NASCAR and beats small puppies. That’s not me.
So, I’ve determined that free communication is basically a chance for all us losers to jump into the baby dating pool, take a piss, then get the hell out as fast as possible.